HEY THERE MATT!

YES. YOU (MATT DAMON) ARE MY COUSIN TOO..
AND YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING YOU DONOT KNOW WHO I AM!
YOU NEED TO TELL ALL OF THOSE NASTY WOMEN
THAT YOU LET THINK YOU ARE THE ONE,
(THE GUY IN THIS THAT THE  STORY IS ABOUT)
THAT YOU ARENOT ANY SUCH A ONE!
AND THEN TELL THEM TO READ THIS BLOG!
OR GOD WILL TURN YOU INTO
A FROG!
(REV.(SYMBOLISM)
**** I KNOW YOU LET THEM THINK THIS!
AND NOW THEY THINK THEY MAY BE ME!
(THEY ARE NO SUCH PERSON!)
OMG!
AND THEY ARE TRYING TO DO PEOPLE IN!