'DREMPT" I WEIGHED IN AT"1,000 LBS.....

I HAD A DREAM IN MY KITCHEN,
THAT I WAS BEING WEIGHED IN BY TWO-GIRLS
ONE OF THEM HAD MY CHART IN  HER HAND,
(NURSES OR MED.ASSISTANTS) IT WAS A STAND ON SCALE,
(THE KIND THAT IS USED AT THE DOCTORS....)
I STOOD THERE NOT SURE WHAT I WEIGHED ON THIS SCALE,
IT REGISTERED THAT I WEIGHED,
 "1,000" LBS...
(I WAS NOT FAT  AT  ALL,
I WAS SAME SIZE I AM NOW!)
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INTERPREATATION:
'I WEIGHED IN  AT  THE "1,000" YEAR MILLENAIL REIGN"
(VERY GOOD THIS IS)
"LORD OF TEH RINGS..."
 "THE 1,000 YEAR MILLLENIAL REIGN" IS.....
I, KIMBERLY MARIE LAPOINTE(REV.12...)
JESUS CHRISTS' WIFE, AM "ARWEN ETC..."
JESUS CHRIST IS ARAGOEN ETC."